Tesla

The name of the most beautiful, nicest, coolest, cutest, creative girl around. When spending time with Tesla you will feel intimidated for her beauty and charisma is over whelming. All moments spent with Tesla will be cherished and replayed in your mind. Dreams may possibly pursue.

Just got back from seeing Tesla, I already miss her.

by Anonymous4055 December 8, 2013

Tesla Roadster

As of February 6, 2018, the fastest car that humans have ever built. This is not because it drives quickly, but rather that Elon Musk strapped one onto a fucking rocket and shot it into orbit.

Get your Tesla Roadster, the fastest car in the world, once you pay for it to be launched into orbit.

by A_Random_Guy2 May 5, 2018

Telani

A super cool dude who's great at being old, Beat Saber, and jokes about the former two things.

Man, that guy is a true Telani.

by insulin_owl March 4, 2020

Tesla

Tesla is a term with a double meaning, depending on the context given. First, a Tesla can either be 1) an individual of great merit and of uncanny intellect, or, in a different context, 2) a Tesla is somebody who is easily taken advantage of due to his inability to give a fuck.

1.

Insignificant individual: Hey Tesla, what's 1+2?
Tesla: 3
Insignificant individual: My God Tesla, what would I ever do without you!
2.
Edison: Hey Tesla! I stole another invention of yours!
Tesla: Like I give a fuck

by LaGoonch December 15, 2012

Teylan

Extremely longed penis and sexier than hell.

Man Teylan got the longest pennies.

by No DG if fhigg January 9, 2018

Tesla fuckchain

According to Questionable Content it is an esoteric sex act involving electricity, enemas, amniotic fluid and screaming. It is best performed atop a Delorean, but a Firebird will do in a pinch.

"Did you hear that Felicia Day, Adam Savage, and Wil Wheaton were killed while performing a tesla fuckchain at Comic-Con?"

by Xendragone July 27, 2009

Tselane

Heart of gold (as big as her titties) magnetic personality. Wonderful nurturer. A very open minded individual. Appreciates the men but loves the taste of women...at the same time.

I'mma bout to dip with these two broads and pull a Tselane.

Yeah, Nigga!

by Antwan Sef February 24, 2010