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New Testament Christian

A more liberal and accepting mindset among Christians. In the New Testament of the Bible, focus is directed more towards forgiveness and tolerance rather than the Old Testament themes of absolution and condemnation. Therefore, the Christians who tend not to force Bibles down people's throats are called New Testament Christians.
dude 1: "I accidentally texted Maura while she was at church last night."
dude 2: "Oh great, is she a Bible Thumper or something?"
dude 1: "Nah she's cool about it, she's a New Testament Christian."
by Dragomir Andreyevich December 17, 2008
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jack tunstall

oh jack tunstall can pull down the board
by dickhead jones November 22, 2016
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TINSTAAFL

ACRONYM FOR: There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch.
TINSTAAFL means get a job, you mooch!
by Muse4U August 1, 2006
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Tentacle Porn

Form of erotica where women are satisfied by their favorite form of octopi or other cephalopod mollusks. Generally these creatures have eight muscular arms equipped with two rows of suckers or even genitalia.
Barb was overcome by her obsession for tentacle porn...envisioning 8 throbbing tentacles with 8 throbbing dildos ravashing her indefinitely....
by Jimmy Duranti December 11, 2003
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Tentaspy

A highly attractive Frenchman, usually seen sporting both a suit and balaclava of red or blue color- occassionally black or another color. The lower half is unclothed, and instead is a writhing mass of tentacles. These beautiful creatures enjoy Australians, Bostonians, and the ocassional German for their own pleasures, and sometimes for the other man or mens' pleasure. Usually unable to go without water for extended periods of time. They exist within the Team Fortress 2 universe.
The tentaspy rose out of the sewers of its home to drag the other, panicking man into the water.
by TentaspyAttraction December 7, 2014
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tesstastic

Th act of amazing a general audience with your wit, or how slutty you can be.
Ohmigod that tesstastic is so hot! She is funny, too
by Tesstastic February 7, 2008
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lord tensai

Troll,horrible poster on sherdog with a fetish on Russian fighters
Can be easily recognized by his signature which includes his made up nicknames for fighters which shine brilliance
by Lethal Strike sucks September 18, 2013
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