by Dean Mermell April 2, 2003
Get the telepathetic mug.Verb to describe having ones expenses or financial status 'reviewed'. Taken after the The Daily Telegraph newspaper that published leaked papers showing how certain British MPs have claimed expenses inappropriately.
Allen: Jesus Bateman, there's not a chance you'll get your $5000 claim for watermarked business cards paid.
Bateman: I claimed over $45,000 in expenses last year and didn't get Telegraphed once. Fuck 'em.
Bateman: I claimed over $45,000 in expenses last year and didn't get Telegraphed once. Fuck 'em.
by BrianTrousers May 19, 2009
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by mootmootmoot =DDDD January 29, 2005
Get the telegraph pole mug.Useless communication attempts which claim to have a seemingly psychic insight to another’s thoughts, feelings &/or future but which is sadly off the mark and more likely a projection of the so called intuitive’s fears and insecurities and not a brilliant display of mind reading
Wow it's like you can see right through me. It's like you know me better than I know myself as if your telepathetic or something
by Manrated October 30, 2010
Get the telepathetic mug.anybody that communicates via bush telegraph wire is a conor there for a fucking cunt face you should never ever trust with anything EVER.
by meetjoeblack October 21, 2010
Get the BUSH TELEGRAPH WIRE mug.Used to describe a person who thinks they can read minds, but can't.
*based from the words "telepathy" and "pathetic"
It is usually used as a punchline when someone tries to read another person's mind and fails to do so.
*based from the words "telepathy" and "pathetic"
It is usually used as a punchline when someone tries to read another person's mind and fails to do so.
Used anytime when one person cannot portray one idea to another in any way through telepathy.
Teacher: Since you are all telepathetic, I will communicate the lesson to you all orally.
Psychic: I am telepathic and can read you mind, but only for a small fee.
(client pays small fee)
Client: so can you tell me my real name?
Psychic: no
Client: so that makes you telepathetic!
Teacher: Since you are all telepathetic, I will communicate the lesson to you all orally.
Psychic: I am telepathic and can read you mind, but only for a small fee.
(client pays small fee)
Client: so can you tell me my real name?
Psychic: no
Client: so that makes you telepathetic!
by 8Red44 June 14, 2009
Get the Telepathetic mug.A cunt that likes to wisper to her friends in an extremely irritating high pitch frequincy so nobody can here them talking mad shit about bullshit like a shallow cunt.
Sally was in the doctors office with her mom and notice a guy pick his nose so they start wispiring to eachother at ultra sound frequincies like a telepath cunt
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