telephone

to place one's scrotum into the mouth of another individual (i.e. tea-bagging)while simultaniously reaching your penis around the individuals head and into their ear

dude i gave this chick a telephone call but she was to out of it so i left a message behind her ear

by bukkakeonericsface December 9, 2007

Telephone Tourette's

Generally found in call center or helpdesk environments; the uncontrollable urge to scream obscenities at a caller for real or imagined stupidities

Did you hear Don cursing at his caller today?
Yeah, his telephone Tourette's was really acting up today

by Lollercycle October 4, 2008

Telephonians

The chipmunk-like creatures that live in the telephone wires and transfer the words from one receiver to the other. The "Static" as people call it, is the low hiss as a result of the Telephonians getting upset. Telephonians are not commonly recognized by others, as the government fears that PETA would try to intervene in the telephone system by calling this display of teamwork "Animal Abuse." Telephonians are believed to be direct descendents from Jesus, as they seem to have eternal life. No dead Telephonian has ever been sighted.

"Hey Jesus, say hi to the telephonians for me!"

by JesusApprentice September 21, 2011

telephonique

a phone sex solicitor

Mark: I'm so horny today
John: Dude you should call a telephonique.

by shadamama February 25, 2013

telephone pimpin

Telephone pimpin is picking up the phone and pimping other people to your will. This mostly consists of influencing the other person to see your point of view

Man, I decided to drop out of the election because everybody was telephone pimpin and it wasn't fair

by Supa Tee June 10, 2016

telephone pants

When your pants are so wet they are ringing like a telephone

It was really hot at work I went home with telephone pants

by youneverneededtoknowthis October 8, 2020

telephone fruit

Bananas!
They are sometimes called the telephone fruit because if you hold one like an old-style landline (corded) telephone handset it looks as though you really *ARE* holding a landline handset (aka. a telephone "receiver").

I'm going to the store to pick up some taper powels, poliet taper, grapes, and telephone fruit.

by Telephony November 20, 2021