Teddy bear

When one shits, then shaves pubic hair before flushing.

Laid a mad teddy bear for the real estate.

by B-ry. June 11, 2018

Teddy Beared

When using the mystery box in Call of Duty World at War Zamobie Nazis, you receive the Teddy bear as a reward. Which in turn sends the mystery box to another destintion.

Ex1- Aw man you Fucking Teddy Beared it.

Or if u with Brithish people- Aw you fucking yankee wankier you Teddy Beared it!

by Real Ass White Nicca October 27, 2009

wet teddy bear table

3 gays and 1 straight person at a restaurant.

“Hey is this the dessert table? It looks like the wet teddy bear table”

by Virgo_asg September 11, 2021

Teddy Bear

A nice gift to give to a lover or a crush and is only bad if said crush takes that bear and leaves to never talk again to said giver

Dude I really wish I would have gave her another teddy bear

by Ganghisgan June 29, 2021

Teddy Bear

A cuddly gay man who is very hairy, usually during sexual acts. Teddy bear/bear is mostly used as a pornography category.

Josh: What’s the best sex you’ve had before?

Kyle: I once had gay intercourse with a hairy teddy bear

Josh: Nice broooo

by Bltchsisgottea December 27, 2019

teddy bear

A loveable cddly man you can cuddle with whpo can be your teddy bear or a stuffed animal.

my boyfriend is such a teddy bear!
i still sleep with my teddy bear!?

by bxgxusxuxhyyy December 15, 2022

Teddy Bear

Nickname for Richie Incognito

The Teddy Bear was named the dirtiest NFL player one year.

by Coop Dupe January 14, 2025