Techception

To socialize with the same person technologically, using two different devices.

Person 1: "its kinda weird how were talking on facebook and texting"

Person 2: "its like techception"

by BeingAwesome November 28, 2011

technecessarily

A combining of the words "technically" and "not necessarily", used when you want address a topic but can escape to either side of the argument.

Technically, a person should vote, although it does not necessarily seem to matter. Therefore, technecessarily you should vote.

by Elizabeth Catherine Mavello December 22, 2018

Techi-tacha

(similar to tiki-taka) but is used to denote when big tech companies from Silicon Valley act in coordinating efforts in order to eliminate a competition

Yigitte : Do you know what's Techi-Tacha?
John : Yeah, it's like when Paler was removed from the Play Store, the App Store and then booted by Amazon from its web-hosting services.
Ygritte: And I thought you knew nothing!

by lghi January 12, 2021

Techista

Someone who has to have the latest and greatest technology; especially someone who shows off the newest features of how the gadget is better than others.

Kevin was being such a techista earlier, he brought home that new iPad and wouldn’t shut up about it!

by techista May 24, 2023

oreo techinque

when two african american males (or just black males) "spit roast" a white chick

mario and ricardo both showed kelly their oreo techinque

Kelly - wow now i know what the white stuff in the oreo feels like :P

by printz2008 May 17, 2008

Nike Techian

I don’t think people understand how much I love you. I love it when you smile, the way you eyes light up when you see your friends. The set goal to protect your family. The fact that you care. Sometimes I stop and wonder do people really know what’s wrong with you, what you’ve been through. Do people really know the real you or just the you that comes to school, gym, Americana, and soccer with a smile on your face. I wonder if you’ve ever opened up to someone about the hard feelings. Letting someone in at all? Even though I make fun of you I really love you I notice the small things that you do the way you quickly glance at other when they do something wrong. I notice the smallest things you. You piss me off so much but I can’t help not to love you. And I’m sure you know it too.

Elina: Nike Techians eyes are so pretty
Sophia: Putins better
Ella:Frick no cauliflower are better

by Elinuka April 16, 2023

TechEnvy

When a person is stuck working in the shipping department and really wants to work in tech support

Tech Rep Mike : damn that chick Renee is sooo jealous of tech support dept. she has mad TechEnvy

Tech Rep Dan : FO SHO DAT SHAWTY IS ALWAYS HANGIN ROUND TECH DEPT. YO FO REAL....

by TECH>SHIPPING June 10, 2008