Tanlandia

The greatest rogue nation on Earth. Established in the summer of '09 and is growing at a rapid rate. It has territories in northern Quebec, Montreal, Pitt Meadows (B.C) and Vancouver. The Tanlandian symbol is the "TAN-FUCKING-LANDIA" tag dreamed up by it's founder, a girl named Tanya, who will one day rule you all. Tanlandia is also a state of mind where you don't give a fuck what other people think cos your with your friends and nothing else matters. It is when you look at the stars and play tag with your friends at fireworks. It is not counting the days, but making the days count with a smile. It is following your dream cos everyone who said it was impossible can go fuck themselves. It is laughing when kid in your class piss off the teacher instead of being annoyed by the interruptions and having a headband fight at lululemon. It is sing Ke$ha while your cousin's friend imposes their classic jazz music on you and calling justin bieber gay. It is slididng down on a black diamond ski run on your butt and sledding till 10pm. It is enjoying both diet and non diet soda, but drinking diet cos one coke is not worth the 160 calories. It is not changing for anyone but yourself and watching twilight together, even though we've all seen it a million times before. It is that feeling you get when you're with ur friend and you cant help but smile.

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by the resistence April 7, 2010

rope-tanglin'

When two naked men facing eachother in close proximity simultaneously masturbate and attempt to ejaculate at the exact same time, causing their two "ropes" of semen to "tangle" in mid-air. A failed attempt at rope-tangling results in the unfortunate situation of either having ejaculated on another man, or having another man's ejaculate on your belly and/or chest.

After a particularly long session of rope-tanglin' with Tim, Robbie caught a load right in the eye!

by Jack Nasty July 28, 2008

t-town tangle

The girl puts her big toe in the guys ass while he puts his fingers in his ears, while their upside down and sideways in a bathtub full of lukewarm milk while blowing bubble through straws on her "testies"..... after the bath they get in the bed and yell "holy bananas thats what i call a T-town Tangle"

so in so says "hey baby i heard this new sex position its great, its called the T-town tangle"
other girl " Lets do it"

by Greg,joe,ben,jerry,sam,ashley,jack,sydney November 28, 2005

tanga

a person who is inlove with someone who doesn't even like him/her.

example 1. I like him but he told me i'm not his type. I'm tanga.

example 2. Tanga in love. (its me uwu)

by hayleyparot July 7, 2018

Tanga

Another word describing madness and rudeness. Also if someone is acting "sour" rather than sweet. Or if your face is as red as a tomato and you consider your only hobby as as yelling at other people for no darn reason even if they slightly move or sneeze.

Person 1: OMG! Gramps is so tanga sometimes!
Person 2: SOMETIMES? You mean all the TIME?!

by AnotherRandomPersonx July 18, 2012

Man Tangle

A rare event in which three or more men become tangled, or stuck together.

Also see Man Jumble

Downhill mountain bikers crashing and getting stuck, with their bikes together, thus creating a Man Tangle.

by Mike Farnworth February 14, 2006

Tangwang

The smell emanating from your crotch after not washing your penis for a week after having sex.

I went to take a piss and realized, holy shit, I have tangwang, I better take a shower.

by Schwocky December 7, 2011