talking to ones self

like masturbation--you only do it because you dont have anyone else.

Man, whats Jim doing in your sisters room? And why is he smelling her underware? He's talking to himself again, isn't he?

by Anonymous January 20, 2003

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Talking to the Count

The Mountain Peak of overtired. When someone is "Talking to the Count" coherent words cease to come out of there mouth. In the most extreme of cases, the effected being may start to talk to an imaginary figure. Many imaginary figures have been reported, the most common being The Count from sesame street. The reason why, is still unknown.

Amy: Hey Chris, why are you acting so strange?
Chris: One bat, Muh ha ha ha... man your funny...
Amy: Are you talking to the Count?
Chris: Two bat, Muh ha ha ha...
Amy: God, you are talking to the count.
Chris: Three bats?

by Chris "The Fire Wizard" King December 18, 2008

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Talking bush

A slang coined as a response to the twitter topic of "Gaga The Talking Bush." This slang refers to a vulva/vaginal lips. It has pubic hair that is either trimmed or not so trimmed. It just has to have pubic hair.

"please let me see your talking bush."
"ew no get away from me"

by Vkleptomaniac July 13, 2012

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