The most weapon efficient in modern warfare. Referred occasionally by retards who like acronyms as TBM, Tactical Battle Monkeys are often ordered by Officers in the US Army and given to Enlisted soldiers without a hint of description about the horrors that lie within the box. The three most common uses for Tactical Battle Monkeys is 1: to scare the crap out of Enlisted Soldiers, 2: tropical warfare and battle through jungles, 3: overall Officer enjoyment
NCO: Dear God, not another shipment....
Enlisted Soldier: What's the matter Serge?
NCO: They ordered more Tactical Battle Monkeys.....we're doomed
Enlisted Soldier: What's the matter Serge?
NCO: They ordered more Tactical Battle Monkeys.....we're doomed
by Sgt. Admiral September 12, 2018
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Tactical death is when you mess up and die during a bedwars game. It is commonly used by skeppy as an excuse for dying.
by akaminee March 15, 2020
Get the Tactical death mug.A tactical approach in multiplayer PC & video games where one uses any means available to get ahead. Camping, spawn-killing, attacking & hiding, or any other tactics displaying a complete lack of honor, integrity, and character in battle. A final tactical insult involves suicide by grenades or any explosive device in a cowardly attempt to bring others down with you to score some kills.
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bitch·tac·ti·cian, n. One who is acquainted with, or skilled in, the ways of bitch-tactics
bitch·tac·ti·cian, n. One who is acquainted with, or skilled in, the ways of bitch-tactics
by Lounge Three Dot Com July 19, 2007
Get the bitch-tactics mug.1 - A tactic for use in dire circumstances.
2 - When there seems to be no reasonable resolution to a situation, creation and implementing a very extreme tactic.
This derives from the actions of a squirrel when it is cornered with no reasonable method of escape. The squirrel will then use any method possible to escape.
2 - When there seems to be no reasonable resolution to a situation, creation and implementing a very extreme tactic.
This derives from the actions of a squirrel when it is cornered with no reasonable method of escape. The squirrel will then use any method possible to escape.
Johnny fought three men at the same time last night. When he saw he was outnumbered he turned to squirrel tactics to fight the men off.
by PrestigeMode December 5, 2011
Get the Squirrel Tactics mug.A famous tactic created by Stooge by remaining level 1 in mass in a game called Custom hero footies, no matter who they're against. Normally the opponent will feel sorry and leave the game and allow the brilliant tactician to win out of pity. It was created when a infamous player Stooge kept failing and losing "mass" in the custom hero footies games that people felt sorry for him and left the game just so he could win.
Person 1: Dude he's doing the stogge tactics
Person 2: What a loser and a noob, he should go QQ. let's leave
Person 1 and 2 leave
Tactician Yes I win! I'm on another level! Stogge tactics never fail me!
Person 2: What a loser and a noob, he should go QQ. let's leave
Person 1 and 2 leave
Tactician Yes I win! I'm on another level! Stogge tactics never fail me!
by Cou_11 August 6, 2012
Get the Stogge tactics mug.1) An item available in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 that allows a player to choose a spot to respawn. 2) Painting one's penis in a camo design and proceeding to have stealthy intercourse
John: I was playing call of duty last night, and then my girl came over, so i performed a tactical insertion, if ya know what i mean...
Steven: Nice! You get some easy spawn kills?
John: ...you dumbfuck
Steven: Nice! You get some easy spawn kills?
John: ...you dumbfuck
by ablahblah January 11, 2010
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