tabletisation

The process of taking extra sleeping tablets to knock yourself out for the evening

I couldn't sleep last night so i went into tabletisation

by Coopie June 27, 2005

Table pizza

A pizza for sharing amongst a group, typically ordered as a side dish to main meals.

Say Scott, I'm really hungry and can't decide which one I want, shall we get a table pizza as well?

by pizzalover69 January 21, 2014

TableFluid

The fluid that keeps the table down

"What is that" "don't worry its just a simple case of tablefluid"

by Yn yrban dictionary March 23, 2020

Walmart table

A defective piece of furniture probably purchased at Walmart (under a hundred dollars)

Im really on a budget, i should just buy a Walmart table. (Says Kat)

by Gabe flete July 15, 2006

Crafting table

A table that people fuck on. As simple as that .

Dream and George had sex on the crafting table

Oh no they had sex on the crafting table aAaA

by Dreamdmpstanlol July 24, 2021

Our Table

Something That's Broken

Brother: OH NO! OUR TABLE! IT'S BROKEN!
Sister: Well, the table broke!

by Space‌Core‌From‌Portal November 29, 2021

Breakfast Table

A ritualistic gathering of the Delta Chi fraternity every Monday morning, during which pledge brothers sodomize each other while the Dean jerks off into his coffee.

I have to go to bed early so my asshole is rested for breakfast table.

K-Y Jelly makes 40% of its sales on Sunday night due to Breakfast Table the following morning.

I certainly wouldn't want to be the one cleaning up all the jizz that was left on the Breakfast Table this morning.

by Very Tall Human December 9, 2010