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mushroom tatoo

when you take your wang to someone's face with great force(mushroom slap), leaving a mark that looks like a mushroom (because the end of your penis kida looks like a mushroom)
I left a little mushroom tatoo on that dude because he was a fruit
by Diego February 8, 2004
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Tator nuts

Testicles the size of potato tator tots.
You are... tator nuts tator nuts!!HAHA!! :P
by Bunny the Lifeguard April 12, 2007
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tator tottin' it

What occurs when it's so cold outside that your penis shrivels down to the size of a tator tot.
Dude, it's freezing outside. I was so tator tottin' it.
by Lon April 15, 2006
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tatoosh

Chinook for "breast." Also the name of Paul Allen's boat.
Check out the tatooshes on her! Dayyyummm.
by Sthuthi May 30, 2006
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tatoon

a large area cartoonish tatoo that reduces the overall coolness of its bearer.

tatoon (noun)
tatoon (verb)to tatoon a person is to inscribe childish cartoon-like images upon a person's body.
tatoony (adjective). he looks tatoony to me
synonyms, shallow, superficial, effete,feckless,undone.
She projects some tatooniness, don't you think? HEY! don't go tatoony on me, will ya !
HIS back was covered with multi-colored tatoons, that conflicted with his serious hair.

origin, from the Greek word' tatoonopolis'meaning to cover up insecurities with humour, such as by paintingweird, faux funny scenes on your body.
by MIMI OLIVIA August 26, 2012
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tator tot

he has such a tator tot.
by peckerhead101 April 3, 2022
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mom-tatorship

Mom-tatorship. noun. A form of dictatorship without the dick. A loving mother rules over her children, household and family with strict boundaries and clearly defined rules to ensure that everything is kept on the straight and narrow. Milk will be consumed with every meal for healthy teeth and bones. Veggies will be eaten in the correct proportion daily. Please and Thank You will be used frequently. And, of course, teeth are brushed twice a day. Sadly this is not the innocent 1950's where girls and boys are sparkling with intelligence, politeness and a decent work ethic. But, dammit, we are trying to better the world one kid at a time!
This is not a democracy. This is a mom-tatorship. As your mom-tator, I will instruct you how life will be and you will comply or else you will be grounded until you are thirty! Someday, when you have kids, you will thank me for this…..
by Mom-tator Supreme September 8, 2016
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