by Arboreal Prosthesis November 04, 2017
by Josh Grauer May 04, 2006
The past tense of "tweeting" on Twitter.
Meridith Vieira: "Oh, do you Twitter? Tweet?"
Stephen Colbert: "I have twatted."
Meridith Vieira: "Actually, so have I."
Meridith Vieira: "Oh, do you Twitter? Tweet?"
Stephen Colbert: "I have twatted."
Meridith Vieira: "Actually, so have I."
by Frothboy March 20, 2009
by Lil' Cayman October 03, 2009
a) a fanny, or vagina, in British English
b) American English, an offensive term 4 a non pragmatic, non rational male who use his phallic organ to think things through instead of using his thinking cap
b) American English, an offensive term 4 a non pragmatic, non rational male who use his phallic organ to think things through instead of using his thinking cap
by Sexydimma May 08, 2015
Stephen Colbert "accidentally" used this reference in response to the Today Show question "Do you tweet or twitter?" Maybe he was trying to be cute in saying he has used twitter, but literally it means he has "fucked pussy".
"I have twatted."
by TotalRecall March 20, 2009
Something you don't say to two builders at Leeds City Station who have left their hard hats on the roof of their van.
saying "look at those two hats over there" may result in you getting twatted
saying "look at those two hats over there" may result in you getting twatted
by two hats are better then one April 26, 2009