Riding the tornado is phrase that originated in Kansas. It means for a man to engage in solo sexual activity or masturbation, using your hand in a whirling motion, mimicking a the motion of a tornado.
by randomhow April 5, 2011
Get the Riding the Tornadomug. One who resides in a trailer park and often finds themselves chained to a lawn chair and a six pack out in front of the double wide when the sirens begin to hum. Often resides in or near tornado alley and believes the "F" scale of tornado damage is actually the factor of "Fun".
See also Toby Keith's "Trailerhood" music video
See also Toby Keith's "Trailerhood" music video
Bo: How many people must die before we realize God hates trailer parks?
Forest: Easy, man! My Uncle Cletus is a tornado jockey!
Forest: Easy, man! My Uncle Cletus is a tornado jockey!
by taintmonster January 1, 2012
Get the Tornado Jockeymug. A very good song from the 1990 Megadeth album Rust in Peace, a song about ending a dysfunctional relationship, a personal experience Dave Mustaine went through then made a song about it with Dave Ellefson, Marty Friedman, and Nick Menza.
When I listen to Tornado of Souls I always turn the volume all the way up when Marty Friedman does the solo.
by 0ld M4N September 14, 2020
Get the Tornado of Soulsmug. A flat, prairie region of the central United States that is often prone to severe storms and seasonal floods.
You would think that people would be smart enough to listen to that old Indian guy's advice and NOT FUCKING BUILD ANYTHING PERMANENT THERE, but sadly, millions of ignorant folks keep building their mansions, and their towns, and their Double-Wide trailers, just to see them get smashed into matchwood each year by tornadoes and floods.
You would think that people would be smart enough to listen to that old Indian guy's advice and NOT FUCKING BUILD ANYTHING PERMANENT THERE, but sadly, millions of ignorant folks keep building their mansions, and their towns, and their Double-Wide trailers, just to see them get smashed into matchwood each year by tornadoes and floods.
"My home got flattened six times this decade, but that won't stop me from living in Tornado Alley", said a local resident.
by AYB August 2, 2003
Get the tornado alleymug. When you jiz and cover your dick in it, and then you pour pop rocks on your dick. Then have your partner give you oral sex. It represents a feeling of explosiveness.
by Sword Polisher March 17, 2009
Get the Kansas Tornadomug. by Ed Cole January 14, 2015
Get the Pink Tornadomug. A very rare condition where the mans penis is wider at the tip than at the base, which causes it to resemble a tornado.
by RustyMandla March 17, 2017
Get the tornado dickmug.