top gun

Having a girl ride your face cowgirl style while simultaneously using your penis as a joystick. Be sure to have "Highway to the Danger Zone" by Kenny Loggins playing in the background for the full effect.

I wanted to play top gun with my girl the other night but she totally shot me down because apparently the pattern was full.

by silentpaul July 25, 2011

Top Gun

The world's longest, most expensive air force advertisement.

The Military Industrial Complex often uses action films, like Top Gun, to con our children into joining the military.

by Bruckheimer July 24, 2011

Top Golf

To get some extremely good oral aka HEAD,Brains,Face,Skull

Babe girl I love me some vagina but don’t be stingy with that “Top Golf”

by King Renzo November 17, 2019

Top Gear Fail

When something is so terrible as to be equivocal to Top Gear America; it is a "top gear fail."

Meghan's attempt at cooking dinner was so terribly inedible it was nothing short of a top gear fail.

by P&R2010 March 19, 2011

Top Ginger

Someone with ginger hair who you hold in high esteem.

"Lucille Ball, now she was a Top Ginger."

by D? C.I.? October 7, 2008

Top Gun The Bowl

When you take a crap and your ass is left on fire. Usually occurs after eating spicy food.

Named after the "afterburners" mentioned in Top Gun.

After all those wings, you are going to Top Gun The Bowl!

by Ved1980 November 15, 2010

top gong

1st place trophy or award or medal

Adam got the Top Gong in the race.

by Og Gong March 31, 2017