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Stinky Tofu

This is just one more slang term for fecal matter. This can be used to insult someone or just to be yelled out in the most conspicuious of times.
"Ever since my girlfriend broke up with me, I've felt like a big pile of Stinky tofu."
"I've got to make some stinky tofu after eating that hot pastrami sandwitch."
by chang-a-lang February 7, 2006
mugGet the Stinky Tofumug.

tofu sandwich

A sexual act that occurs within the crevice between a mattress and mattress pad, thus producing an added force effect.
Bro I had this chick in a tofu sandwich!
by bonchonsex9 October 12, 2010
mugGet the tofu sandwichmug.

tofu ass

the state of having really bad gas from a vegetarian or vegan diet.
Damn, man! You don't want to carpool with me this week- my girlfriend made me go veggie and I've got tofu ass.
by Hugh Jass February 7, 2003
mugGet the tofu assmug.

Eat tofu

When I first met Ling, she was very reserved. But after a few drinks she starting asking me if I liked to eat tofu.
by agentchuck October 7, 2007
mugGet the Eat tofumug.

Emotional Tofu

(noun): Similar to the food product Tofu which generates no original flavor but absorbs flavor from surrounding products, Emotional Tofu is a person with no actual experience in a topic but knows, or knows of, someone who has experience in a cause, so they absorb their emotion as their own.

Seen mostly in white, middle/upper class, priveledged, Social Justice Warriors when they're trying to justify their political views. Typically identified by using sentences that start with "I have a friend who.."
Veteran: Yeah I think the inroads made in Iraq post-exit in 2011 have had mostly long term benefits for the region despite setbacks with ISIL's rise

Emotional Tofu: No it isn't! No! You don't understand. I have friend. He was in Iraq. He caught PTSD and that's why universal health insurance and stronger gun control because fuck you Trump!
by Palmo53 January 29, 2017
mugGet the Emotional Tofumug.

Tofu NA

It is an abbreviation of tofu name meaning a boring bland name. It is pronounced Tofu N,A.
I don't want to name our boy Josh because it sounds tofu NA.
Jacob is tofu NA
by Electropupp June 30, 2017
mugGet the Tofu NAmug.

ichigo tofu

- do you know ichigo?
- the DOOM girl right? ichigo tofu?
- yes
by sannen October 24, 2020
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