tits 

The reason why men can never win an argument with a woman...

Whose the one with the tits round ere, me? Good so shut it!

tits by Granny Weatherwax October 4, 2005

tits 

the 2 cute things guys like to stare at (not the eyes)

doug: haha nice tits
jackie: ewww i hate that word
doug: ooo nice ta ta's
jackie: much better

tits by Anonymous November 2, 2003

Tits 

The two bouncy round objects on a woman's chest.

Holy, those TITS are HUGE!!

Tits by Kevin April 11, 2003

Tits 

The wonderful soft things on mature woman, which provides pleasure and food to the human being. One of the highlight views to watch, when having sex or just a normal conversation. They provide extreme pleasure when squeezed and sucked on the nipples. Those activities gives an extaslike feeling on both genders. Horny guys have sex on the tits by pressing them against each other and fuck the tits through the "hole" appearing on inside the wall of tits. When cum is blasting, then you've got an facial.

Tits by Horny? May 24, 2003

tits 

BOOBS! HUGE ASS BOOBS! Tits are most commonly the breats of a female. This includes her nice round nips, and her big milkjugs!

Zack: I love your nice round tits!
Genesis: They are all natural!
Zack: GREAT!

tits by degenerationSEX July 16, 2006

Tits 

An exclamation for anything deemed great.

Man, that movie was tits!

Tits by Nicchola April 24, 2008

Tits 

Water balloons, jugs, boobs, boobies, dirty pillows, beach balls, knockers, titties, hooters, grabbers, honkers, bouncers, big 'uns, breasts, watermelons, melons, water bags, suckers

"HIAY HU WANTZ 2 FEELL MAI TITS?////" - Britney Spears discovers the internet.

Tits by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003