Love thy plants

Love Thy Plants: • phrase coined by Sowvital: The ultimate plant parent mantra, reminding everyone to treat their green babies with as much love, respect, and care as they would any other family member.

• “Why did Karen cancel our movie night?” “She had to go home and water her new fern.” “Oh, right, Love Thy Plants the Sowvital way and all that.”

by MrGreen August 18, 2023

Thys

A God among Gods the owner of Zeus and Jesus

Thys is so big and strong

by joe mama 420 69 October 23, 2019

Waddle thy daddle

Waddle thy daddle means to beat your meat, but in a sophisticated upright way. Can be used with the bros at all times.

Bro 1: I'm going home to waddle thy daddle.
Bro 2: what is that?
Bro 3: he's gonna beat his meat bro!

by Whyamihere69 December 9, 2020

smoketh thy nuts

Old English: a derivative of Shakespeare's era when deflecting a kinard or provacation

Thou shalt smoketh thy nuts for your insolence

by Damocles of the peloponnese October 29, 2020

smoketh thy nuts

Old English: a derivative of Shakespeare's era when deflecting a kinard or provacation

Thou shalt smoketh thy nuts for your insolence

by Damocles of the peloponnese October 29, 2020

Run Thy Pockets

The best rapper in history. Known for his hit song on YouTube "Corolla" and "Meepcity. The very second his name is uttered, Eminem gets flashbacks.

Guy 1: Yo dude did you head the new Run Thy Pockets song?
Guy 2: Hell yeah I love run thy pockets! Hes the best rapper ever

by RunThyPockets November 4, 2022

thou mother/thy mother

a fancy way of saying the classic your mom joke.

guy: ah yes sir, thou art quite annoying.
other guy: FIE! thou mother/thy mother is incredibly ravishing.

by heart.stopped November 6, 2022