Throne Sausage

Man, I left a throne sausage so big my asshole is bleeding.
by StUmP October 05, 2003
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groan throne

The official seat for making dramatic sounds as you excrete, i.e. toilet.
What is that noise, is someone dying in there?! It's okay, Fred's just on the groan throne.
by HeavenOnEarth July 06, 2016
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Duke-throne

Susan couldn’t wait to sit her ass down on her new duke-throne
by Lickaningi December 25, 2017
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so throne

"Lauras style is so throne." ^^^ "we so throne, we own the night." ^^^ "Domino's pizza is SO THRONE"
by thatLO October 26, 2013
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A Bloody Throne

When your in public and your menstrual pad leaks and the blood goes all over the chair you are sitting on
T-" I got a bloody Throne today..." Mark-"Oh no how awful!"
by <3mark March 31, 2019
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Thrones and Cones

The act of smoking cones while watching Game of Thrones.
"Dude I'd be so keen for Thrones and Cones"

"Man doing thrones and cones is so elite, because it makes you trip the fuck out about the show"
by shaq_isking1 April 18, 2019
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throne-pisser

Male who habitually urinates while sitting, and avoids using the conventional standing position. (see throne-piss)
I used to get so embarrassed by getting piss all over my jeans whenever I went to the toilet, but since I became a dedicated throne-pisser, my clean jeans have been the talk of the town!

A: I didn't hear you pissing just then.
B: Oh that's right, I sat down to avoid making noise and pissing on myself.
A: Reeeal? Did you change your tampons too you throne-pisser?
by theoriginalfugmo November 28, 2013
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