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The teen who cried bisexual

Teens who lie about their sexuality for attention, causing GENUINE bisexuals to not be taken seriously when coming out.

A direct pun on "the boy who cried wolf".
Mary: Mom, I have something to tell you....I'm bi.

Mom: Psst, oh please! All teens are "bi".

Mary: I'm serious mom....

Mom:Yeah yeah, now shut up I'm watching Oprah.

~The teen who cried bisexual is the reason her mom doesn't believe her.

Who the fuck are you? 

"Who the fuck are you?" is typically used in anger-inflicting fashion. It is used to ask a person who they are to say that and what the fuck they are doing in that place, place being physically or electronically. People who say are usually trying to be mean and trying to offend the other person.
Person: Your a bitch
Other Person: Who the fuck are you? stfu you fat hoe!
Who the

The Guy Who Signed Up For Fun 

I'm the guy who signed up for fun!

The one who always says you are not Asian oh wait I don't live with her mum 

I don't know figure it out yourself I just kept on clicking the middle button of my keyboard and made a master piece.
The one who always says you are not Asian oh wait I don't live with her mum is the weirdest thing I have created by fat

The one who asked

He's constanting running, he omnipotent, faster than the constep of speed.
Person 1: Who the fuck asked, you bitch
The one who asked: i did

The God Who Numbers Your Days 

The awareness that you need to treasure your time on this side of eternity until your last heartbeat, living a purposeful life, and not wasting your life away, complaining that life is not fair, or living dishonestly to acquiring material wealth.
If only more people were to count their blessings, be it beauty, brain, health, or wealth, there would be less comparing with, and complaining about, others—when they can tell friends and foes that “the God who numbers your days is also the One you’d remember in both good and difficult times.”