Russian bagel

A secret code for porn

Dude, want to watch some Russian bagel?

by Monty Python Obsessed May 19, 2014

russian flashbang

When you cum in a girl's eyes and slap her ears simultaneously

She said she loved me, right as she was blowing me. I gave her a Russian Flashbang and got the hell outta there.

by Tactical Russian October 22, 2013

Remember, no russian

If you hear someone shout this at an airport, act dead

Remember, No russian * elevetor opens* *people screaming their last screams as people are getting shot up by a M249 Saw*

by Nostalgiaismyfriend October 1, 2019

Russian Hat

A Russian Hat refers to the act of taking a dump in the hood of someone's hoodie and pulling it up over their head.

"Hey Billy, I just gave Matt a Russian Hat"

by dodgypigeon March 12, 2021

russian suicide

An elaborate method of committing suicide (i.e. intentionally killing yourself), accomplished by shooting yourself 3 times in the back of your head then tying your dead body up in the trunk of a car.

Russian citizen: He got shot 3 times in the back of his head and they found his body tied up in the back of a car? I suspect foul play.
Putin: You are mistaken. Clearly is suicide. Russian suicide.

by kanapanapan February 26, 2017

Russian Hug

Russian Hug

(noun) Missionary Sex

Vladimir; 'Give me a Russian Hug'

by Olga Ludkovsky October 14, 2018

russian cornbread

panty stuffing in the butthole, bake at 98.6 degF while you take her to pound town, pull them out of said butthole when you get ready to blow and put the cock butter on the panties and feed them to her and call her Anastasia

With her loose butthole and small thong, she had all of the ingredients for some Russian cornbread

by Texas MPM October 20, 2013