Dictator

A tater tot made out of a dick.

Stop spying on Americans, or people may think you're a Dictator.

by Thomacide September 7, 2013

Dog dictator

Socks or shoes, used to dictate your dogs (toes)

"Where did Felix put my dog dictators?"

"In your sock drawer"

by Goblover January 1, 2024

Dictate

A Impire of ruthless proportions when it's comes to women.

That Dictate is a Pimpire Impire...ya heard.

by Pre-Oxford April 24, 2017

Dictator energy

Possessing extreme or alarming amounts of verve, energy, and willpower. Individuals with dictator energy often appear strung-out, overly-energetic, and have extreme goals which they pursue with inappropriate zeal. Victims of dictator energy are often ordered around, or worse, falling into the deadly orbit of someone who can't give up on their insane goals.

Yo, she's extreme, dude, she has dictator energy.

by mercenarypen March 9, 2024

Dictator

A mean potato

Don't be a dictator like spud.

by Daquan's mixtape hella hot May 7, 2015

dictator smock

Smock-like shirt-blouse-tunic-coat favored by dictators and dictator-wannabes such as Kim Jong Un, Dr. Evil, Gadaffi, and Hillary Clinton.

Check out the dictator smock that Hillary Clinton was wearing for her speech last night. She must be taking fashion advice from Kim Jong Il.

by Juan230 June 1, 2016

baby dictator conundrum

A theoretical problem in which a person is a time traveler and has traveled back to the infantile stage of something horrible happening (e.g. traveling back to when a dictator was a baby) and can choose to either put a complete stop to it (killing the baby) or try to turn it into something good instead (raising the baby to not be a terrible person).

Person 1: "What would you do if you could go back in time to when Hitler was a baby?"

Person 2: "Ah yes, the good ol' baby dictator conundrum."

by toad pond September 23, 2025