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testosterone

Something you oviosely have a lot of in your body if your reading and posting on the Urban Dictionary
"He has a lot of testosterone because he has not beat the snake lately"
by Communist Teddybears April 25, 2015
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Testori

An abusive guy who thinks he's tough shit to beat on women. Characterized by prohibiting any outside social interaction of their mate. And consistent infidelity is a daily occurrance almost. They tend to be smaller statured guys usually. They will talk a lot of crap online and through the grapevine. But run and hide behind friends when a father wants o kick his ass for beating his daughter.
Testori: You're a douschbag don't call my house!
Good friend: Next time I hear about you beating on girls I'ma kick your ass!
Testori: Come do it then bitch!
*Dude shows up to testoris house*
Good friend: Wassup know bitch?
Testori: I'm calling the police, my Mom and my brother.
by AndYouKnowIt November 7, 2009
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testosteritch

unnecessary use of testosterone usually either to embarrass, impress, bring attention to, woo, intimidate or otherwise get the attention of others for the sole purpose of highlighting ones self
1st guy: "Look at Johny over there putting on a gun show for those chicks." 2nd guy:" yeah that fool is always scratchin the testosteritch."

Guy:" Billy gave that guy the mother of all wedgies when we were walkin in the party last night" Girl: " doesnt suprise me Billy has chronic testosteritch, he's always showing off."

Talk about testosteritch gone wrong, James got facial road rash last weekend skitching behind Radys car.
by rhyynno June 17, 2011
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testostermonster

(tes-tos-ter-mon-stur) - A male member of the species Homo Sapiens whose gonads produce such large quantities of testosterone that a nearly insurmountable influence is effected upon behavioral patterns, essentially rendering one's emotional I.Q. negligible and inducing all manners of narcissistic, hyper-aggresive, inconsiderate behavior.
Famous testostermonsters include: The Incredible Hulk, Charlie Sheen, Joseph Stalin, Sauron, Charles Manson, Darth Vader, most high-school football players, The Ultimate Warrior, Voldemort, Terrell Owens, Mike Tyson, Kim Jong Ill, John Wayne, Mahmoud Amadinejad, Phil Anselmo, Hitler, Ming, Tywin Lannister, American men in general, and the list goes on and on and on...
by markolai June 29, 2011
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Testosterous

A preposterous amount of testosterone. Something incredibly Manly or Hard
Example 1:
"Did you just see those two guys jousting on trail bikes? It's totally Testosterous"

Example 2:
Guy 1: "Wow, that dude just towed a 747 with his teeth, that's one of the most testosterous thing I've ever seen."
by Timmy_222 November 13, 2009
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testosterone

A very powerful drug - transforms men into idiots!
Yeah, who needs a brain when he can have testicles?
by perflubon January 21, 2005
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Testostrogen

a symptom of a bipolar male who is extremely masculine at one point and extremely emotional soon after (clever mix between testosterone and estrogen)
soon after his roid rage, he went into a deep sob. must've been all that testostrogen
by Hayden haglette August 24, 2008
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