Tell about yourself

The phrase used in a girl’s dating profile if she lacks the ability to create a decent bio about herself.

McKeighlee’s dating profile contained no information about herself other than the phrase, “tell about yourself.”

by T$Bop November 9, 2020

Tell her twice

When a woman may not have heard you the first time (or didn't listen) and you're forced to repeat yourself, often resulting in two black eyes.

So this bitch was acting up last night so I had to tell her twice

by Jony_Pony April 3, 2009

tell me a joke

never say this to me. nevver!

"hey, diane, tell me a joke"
"you're just scared of my pharao moans"

by Krkič December 11, 2019

Tell it to the fishes

What you say to someone before you whack them - because their dead body will be in the water sleeping with the fishes.

"Oh yeah? Tell it to the fishes! *gun shot*"

by mobster_w August 2, 2013

tell your eye to wake the fuck up

A rude insult you make to someone who has lazy-eye or is cross-eyed

Mike: Bro you got shit in your eye!

Dan: Don't even start me with your eyes! Tell your eye to wake the fuck up

by Mr. Anonymous435 December 10, 2013

tell on three, get away free.

A person who is a rat, whom would give up 3 people to the police to not be incarcerated in a (alleged) crime.

"he's a rat bitch, he pulled a tell on three, get away free."

by Arrghbys September 16, 2019

Tell tail

A tell tail is a person that is going to tell on u if u say bi the person will assume ur saying bich and tell on you

ur a tell tail u always tell on me

by Baillie Tait November 6, 2019