Tart's Breakfast

A Redbull and a cigarette.

I'm fucking starving, all I've had today is a Tart's Breakfast.

What's that?

A Redbull and a fag.

by Pripper September 13, 2010

tart up

To dress up in a sleazy, cheap or provocative way.

Janie is going to tart up for her date with Steve; I bet she'll look like a cheap whore.

by Blumenthal July 25, 2008

tart cart

Those half-length school busses that bring "slow" kids to special-ed school, or summer school.

"There were so few kids going on the field trip, they sent us on a tart cart, and the whole trip, people in cars were pulling up next to us and laughing because they thought we were retards."

by Siddownshaddap May 13, 2004

tart-throb

A prostitute one has fallen in love with.
The subject of a {homance}.

In the cheesy 90s movie "Pretty Woman" Richard Gere's tart-throb is played by Julia Roberts.

by KozmikDude May 10, 2009

tart nut

a dirty chocolate covered ball sack

that man has a tart nut

by snapped nbk June 15, 2017

tart orange

A phrase used by the biggest losers of all time. Usually the word “kumquat” gets used afterwards and no one is quite sure what it means but it’s origin dwell in the beaches of Sydney, Australia. People that say this are the most unfunny people in existence.

Jude: “That’s so chill.... tart orange! Kumquat! Hahaha” *gets punched in the face*

by MrHeath March 6, 2020

Tart Waffle

1) Someone who is fake, and often a gossip spreader."Coated" in lies and fake smiles.

2) Someone who farts like a belgian

1)Lisa may seem nice, but underneath those buffed pink nails, and platinum blonde extensions, she's a tart waffle through and through.

2)They're serving chili today in the cafeteria, god help us that it doesn't smell like a room full of tart waffles.

by Ryan Welsh December 7, 2005