Fuck tapped

A hoe hitting up the dm's for a good fuck. Or a raccoon hitting you up in your window.

That hoe fuck tapped right into my dm's!

by jessftpeace June 29, 2016

jiffy tapped

jiffy meaning, "really" or "extremely"
and
tapped meaning, "tired" and "slap happy tired"

so "jiffy tapped" really means "i am so fucking tired that i am crazy!"

"ally, whats up?"
"nothin lo"
"you look weird ally...its freaking me out!"
"im jiffy tapped....long day"
"oh. okay"

by allybo January 1, 2007

The Simpsons Tapped Out

Stupid mobile freemium game with barely anything to do with the Simpsons other than the buildings, but if you were big brain you'd play the Simpsons arcade mobile game but no you have to play the game that sucks the money right out of your barely empty wallet and now your in debt because you spent the last of your money that you got from your job at a grocery store because you can't afford to buy a suit and tie. Why you ask? BECAUSE YOU SPENT YOUR MONEY ON THE SIMPSONS TAPPED OUT and now you have to pay the bills but you can't why? BECAUSE YOU SPENT YOUR MONEY ON THE SIMPSONS TAPPED OUT oh and now your homeless and what do you have? A SINGLE STUPID CHURCH IN THE SIMPSONS TAPPED OUT JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY

Idiot:Hey you should pay The Simpsons Tapped Out
Intellectual: No thanks I like owning money

by HANDS MAKE ME ROCK HARD April 15, 2020

one tapped

When your in a competitive game and get one tapped by an opponent.

eg. Getting one tapped by an opponent using an ak-47

by CXLZ November 21, 2016

Double tapped my dick three times on her ass

If you're making sure the hole you're about to fuck doesn't have any roaches, you double tap his/her ass 3 times with your cock to wake up the roaches. Then you watch them squirm out of the asshole and/or the pussy lips like the little fuckers they are.

bruh i'm glad i double tapped my dick three times on her ass because 2 roaches came out of that bitch.

by dubble tap February 18, 2018

Spinal Tapped

When you are in a large place, such as a large high school, and you go all over looking for one place, such as a gym or classroom.

"What took you so long?"
"Sorry, this place is so big i got spinal tapped looking for the gym."

by Zach1018 November 26, 2006

Cracker Tapped

not just an ordinary nut tap but a tap that involves a 6 pack of your choice of crackers (peanut butter or cheese) that is forcefully jolted toward your genital area resulting in a nut tap.

" Ouch i just got cracker tapped!"

" Zach is known to cracker tap, cover your junk"

by John232115 March 24, 2010