swordfight

n. Any event or locale where males significantly outnumber females. See penis party, sausage party, sausagefest, Georgia Tech.

Anything involving physics, computers, or engineering; strip clubs, whackass clubs.

by keyshaw January 1, 2005

Swordfishtrombones

Album number seven from artist-in-the-shadows, Tom Waits. Released in 1983, it was a forty minute, thirteen track, carnival mad house of wicked instrumentals and monologues. The album's title track is a story of a demented soldier returning home, hell bent on giving a show. The second track, Shore Leave, is a squeaky love ballad from a sailor to the land and his girl.

An excerpt from Swordfishtrombones'
Gin Soaked Boy

I got a belly full of you and that Leavenworth stuff
Now I'm gonna get out and I'm gonna get tough
You been lying to me, how could you crawl so low
With some gin-soaked boy that you don't know

I come home last night full a filth of Old Crow
You said you going to your ma's but where the hell did you go?
You went and slipped out nights, you didn't think that I'd know
With some gin-soaked boy that you don't know

by Frank Rider August 23, 2009

Swordfighting the Five Headed Hydra

A rather obvious reference to male masturbation.

He was caught swordfighting the five headed hydra.

by JollyFatMan September 10, 2005

Vietnamese Swordfight

When two males have a "swordfight" with their penis' whilst dressed as a ninjas

Tom:Fancy a vietnamese swordfight??
Jerome:Yeh sure, i'l just get the ninja outfits
Tom:Oh goody ;)

by Franksy3 May 12, 2009

Lithuanian Swordfight

The sexual activity between a man another person in which the man tries to insert his penis into a selected body part but he/she swats at his penis with his/her hand to try to prevent it. This happens several times, resulting in a swordfight-like exchange.

I wanted to fuck her in the ass, but she resisted so I had a Lithuanian Swordfight with her until she gave up.

by Arjan Brussee November 5, 2008

Italian Swordfight

When two guidos have a gay off, usually in the men's room of their gym or a dance club.

See those two guidos over there, looking at themselves naked in the full-length mirror? As soon as no one's looking, they're gonna have an Italian swordfight.

by jackmurphy October 10, 2006

Swordfighting

This ancient sport originated from Africa and is now used all across the world. Swordfighting is the act of unscrewing ones penis then fighting another person who has unscrewed their penis

Man 1: yo wanna do some Swordfighting
Man 2: yeah sure
man 1: *unscrews penis*

by noah_7736 October 31, 2022