swoop that bitch

The act of "taking what's yours", i.e. your child, from a woman that you knocked up.

Collin: Did you swoop that bitch?
Josh: Hell yes! You think I'm going to let that woman raise MY child?!

by Thunder Pussy 505 August 5, 2008

swooper

The person who makes the first move in new romantic relationships. Typically, one person will be the swooper or more of a swooper than the other person. The swooper is the person who hits on on the other person, asks them out on a date, reaches over to hold their hand the first time, leans in for the first kiss, etc.

Jen: Tell me about how you guys met. Who swooped who?
Maria: We knew each other for a while, but he wouldn't do anything, so I finally had to ask him out.
Rod: Yeah, she's always been the swooper.

by Deekers February 19, 2008

the emo swoop

The hairdo of someone who likes to suck penises.

See the image above.

After I blew Richard last night, I got his man paste stuck in my emo swoop.

by Michael Hunt March 14, 2005

Tuesday Scoops

A tradition done on every tuesday where people "scoop" one and other by grabbing and lifting the breast. Males are allowed to scoop females ONLY if the females have already scooped or attempted to scoop them.

"Its Tuesday Scoops, so watch youre boobs!"

by Fatty K August 15, 2006

scoops

Pints of beer - usually Guinness - Irish slang

Alright Tommy are ya goin down to Mulligans for a few scoops?
Sorry bud, I'm bleedin skint.

by snoozebridge November 27, 2010

emo swoop

the haircut that all the emo kids have that covers one eye but it pushed to one side of the head in a swooping fashion.

Yo his emo swoop is so low that it's making him depressed.

by Skidizzle September 15, 2008

swoobs

When it is knarly hot and you have a profuse sweat going onunder your breasts.

Sweaty + Boobs= Swoobs

I have a serious case of the swoobs.

by Chenze August 28, 2006