Poop Swoop

When a buddy named Mason, swipes an iowa students poop as it dangles out of the poop chute. It is a rather risky task.

Dude that fratbrochill just pulled off the poop swoop, what a brave man!!!

by Kasbrochilligans June 1, 2012

Swoop

taking something (especially girls) that doesnt belong to you, but somebody elses...

Damn, why that nigga always swooping for. That's the 10th time he's done it today. What a professional swooper.

by fromthetown November 5, 2005

Swoop

Being cut off in the middle of telling an entertaining fact to someone else when they say, "Oh yeah! I read that on Cracked too!"

"Did you know the original line in the Terminator was going to be-" "Oh yeah! 'I'll come back!' I saw that on Cracked!" "Goddamnit, don't swoop me!"

by pianohacker September 8, 2013

Swoop

To steal,or take something.Typically,with out the owner of whatever you stole knowing.

employee:hey,where'd that shirt go?
girl: SWOOP!

by ruhchael March 13, 2010

swoop and tuck

When you have a raging boner in a very awkward situation, this is the most effective maneuver to hide your stiffy. Simply swoop the shaft to the side and then tuck it up. Poof, no boner.

This can be used in many situations and is nearly foolproof.

By fat the most effective of the boner hiding techniques.

1. Bro 1: Dude I got a raging boner in front of Jenny the other day
Bro 2: Did she see it?
Bro 1: Nah, I pulled off the swoop and tuck beautifully.
Bro 2: You are a fucking legend.

2. Douche: The swoop and tuck was really hard to pull off today since I was wearing skin tight jeans.
Bro: Shut up, you pantsy.

by lunatic7 February 9, 2012

Swoop

To steal quickly, or slyly

"I totally swooped steve's cookie"

by GhoulMasterX February 6, 2003

swoop and swap

To shoplift or "hustle" someplace or someone by means of surprise (i.e Asking a complex or incomplete question in order to distract the person being "hustled")

That nigga asked me "Hey, I'm looking for the diet water in the Freudian personality section. Do you know the coordinates of it?" and ran the fuck out with a subway sandwich. I can't believed he swoop and swap my ass.

by ching blang June 29, 2008