socketipitis

A condition in which your eyes feel like they are going to fall out of your head after heavy use on the computer.

Having played computer all day with hardly no breaks by the end of the day I had socketipitis

by midnight007 April 8, 2008

pocket socket

When you cut a hole in your pocket and masturbate.

Bro you should really Pocket Socket with me.

by Durdhrhrhidrhrhrh April 9, 2017

Butt Socket

Synonym for ass hole.

My butt socket itches.

by UncleFeetz May 12, 2017

Ball-in-socket

During sexual intercourse, the male precedes to drop one or both testicles into either the vagina and anus. Suggested sexual positions for maximum effort:
Sexual see-saw, ripe plum, overpass, drill, deck chair, and the butter churner.

Adam: "Dude, why are you walking so funny?"
Chad: "my balls hurt so bad man. I tried to ball-in-socket my girl last night..in the anus."

by Slimjym November 14, 2016

fucking plug socket

A way to insult someone by saying that they get shagged a lot

Shut up your a fucking plug socket

by ScubaSniper March 17, 2021

shocket

When you shart so violently that you rocket up out of your poopy pants and get stuck in the ceiling.

Shart+rocket=SHOCKET

Whoa! Can you get me out of the ceiling?? I shocketed again.

by Chazi July 13, 2011

cream socket

When a girl has a fake eye, and a guy pops it out and ejaculates inside her eye socket.

Bill : "How did last night go?"
Nate: "Totally cream socket'ed that bitch"

Bill : " You blew it in her eye? SICK"

by Ndogg553 August 6, 2011