Shartzenflossen

The act of using a wet bath towel the clean one's ass crack after a particularly messy shart.

Instead of farting in the shower I sharted shortly thereafter and had do an emergency Shartzenflossen.

by GoneG June 16, 2018

Swarzy

When something looks like it comes straight from the Star Wars universe.

Does this gun look swarzy enough for my Mandalorian costume?

by Kivv June 12, 2020

Swart

Very much like a shart. Instead of a shit fart, it is a sweat fart

Having gas in the middle of summer makes me swart

by Summer Swarter June 30, 2021

swarthicate

To yank the prickly hairs off a hedgehog's anus.

"Hey Bandeen Jahdon's eatin all teh swarthicats agains, gets me up teh ipicak."

by Widgit and DA Gangle July 31, 2003

Arnold Swartzaneigher

POOKISTAN's bastardised version of Arnold Schwarzenegger, found on the PS2 Rainbow Six 3 GameFAQs board.

Also proves that POOKISTAN is retarded

POOKISTAN can't spell Arnold Swartzaneigher

by cockmaster April 1, 2004

Swarthout

Someone whos goal is just to play constant pranks on other people, especially employees.

A person who ends up in lots of drama because of said pranks.

wow, that girl is a total swarthout, she stole my seat.

My fellow employee just stole my car and hid it where I couldn't find it. What a Swarthout.

by bathroom goggles November 28, 2009

Swartzability

The ability to cheat, manupulate, swinde, jive talk, or con someone out of work, time, money or personal property, and still feel good about themselves.

The lowest of the low that will lie to make themselves not only look good but also to feel better. To achive true Swartzability it helps to be a lawyer.

-"Man woody! next time we see someone spending so much money on crome parts for their car we are working on, we need to get in writing what we are getting paid!"

-woody "i know! that jackass had some real swartzability

-"wow that guy has been sued a lot!"

--"He has achived true swartzability"

by Bobmcbob4 November 24, 2010