GoneG's definitions

Eunucuck

Does this word really need an explanation?
Think Jimmy Fallon, Cenk Uygur, Rosie O’Donnell, and The Gimp.

I visited Hollywood and was nearly trampled by a herd of Eunucucks.

by GoneG November 5, 2020

WoodroWilly

A Democratic erection. Better than two Viagra and a 3-way with Bill and Hillary.

"Mr. President, did viewing 'Birth of a Nation' arouse you? Why yes, yes it certainly did. I sprouted a serious WoodroWilly!"

by GoneG October 12, 2020

Shartzenflossen

The act of using a wet bath towel the clean one's ass crack after a particularly messy shart.

Instead of farting in the shower I sharted shortly thereafter and had do an emergency Shartzenflossen.

by GoneG June 16, 2018