swarthicate Share definition Flag To yank the prickly hairs off a hedgehog's anus. "Hey Bandeen Jahdon's eatin all teh swarthicats agains, gets me up teh ipicak." swarthicate by Widgit and DA Gangle July 31, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the swarthicate mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch