student dressing 

Dressing up in fancy dress to go to town, because you're too poor to buy door-passable clothes.

#1 " you got clothes to wear friday night?2
#2 "No. I'll just be student dressing"

student dressing by soton raver November 30, 2010

student lunched 

The experience of enjoying a free lunch as a freshman, usually laid on by a local church or similar, only for it to be oafed up by a try-hard local hipster band "serenading" their audience and refusing to play at an appropriate volume for lunch, effectively forcing you to listen or leave.

Student 1: "Dude, we went to that free student lunch yesterday. My ears are still ringing thanks to that shitty hipster band"

Student 2: "You totally got student lunched, bro"

student lunched by I like My Bike November 4, 2011

Student Services 

A place in your college where students go to wait in line indefinitely and receive no service.

First Year Student: "I'm going to go to Student Services to get information and help with financial assistance!"
Fourth Year Student: "Haha, yeah...good luck with that."
*6 hours later*
First Year Student: "MOTHERFU--"

Student Services by Mostly Joking February 10, 2015

Student-fu 

The act of studying and being a good student, while living on ramen noodles.

I have tons of homework to do.
Time to activate my student-fu.

Student-fu by The Geeky Gangsta October 2, 2017

Student Appreciation Day 

A in which we recognize the great work of or students. Teacher could not teach with out students.

Every day we celebrate Student Appreciation Day, because there are no schools without students

Student Appreciation Day by anonymous December 2, 2020

Student Council

We somehow do nothing but are also stressed and overwelled.

Person: Dude, you look terrible
Student Council member: Yeah, I've got a lot I need to do

Person: Oh, can you help do something useful?
Student Council member: no

Student Council by It's a cow luke May 4, 2021

student transfer 

Community project for the creation of a not-safe-for-work visual novel currently on its 5th iteration (excluding the 2021 april fools version)

Person 1: you should try the student transfer visual novel
Person 2: never heard of it

student transfer by Talloranisnotgay June 6, 2021