emma strauss

One of the most beautiful girls you ever meet. Is a sex god and is known for her eye catching looks and body.

look at that girl, she looks like emma strauss ;)

by egwhsu9bf329oabfuoqw September 28, 2013

lindsay strauss

Lindsay Strauss is a strong girl. She pretends sometimes. She has a lot of friends who are like her. They all don’t want to live, they live anyways. 99% of her is done 1% thinks of all she’ll miss. The 1% gets her every time. She stays. She helps. She depressed. Her friends help. She has amazing friends too, they are like her. All 6 of them stick together. There was 7 but the one left. She is worse than Lindsay Strauss and her friends. Lindsay and her friends aren’t thet terrible but are still broke af. They put on fake smiles, fake attitudes and go to school. They cry themselves to sleep. Lindsay Strauss is happy sometimes but this is how she is, this is how I am

Lindsay Strauss is so kind but is so broken.

by Sad_Little_Misfit_Broken December 18, 2017

Chav Strands

The name given to the stereotypical male chav hair fringe due to its sparse nature covering a big forehead.

Kieran took off his Burberry cap and carefully re-arranged his blonde chav strands with his bony tattooed hands.

by IAIN_D October 16, 2020

Methylacumulonimbus Stratus

Pronounced meth-yl-a-qu-mu-lo-nimbess Staw-tus Noun. A large, dense, thick cloud of smoke that resemble storm clouds, blown out by a person that hit a meth pipe or "pookie pipe" or a meth bong or "pookie bong"

i bet I can blow out a methylacumulonimbus Stratus from this bong that will have me tweakin for hours

by Statik_32 August 20, 2024

Trish Stratus

Canadian fitness model turned nauseatingly overpushed UNPROFESSIONAL overhyped overrated skank/WWE Diva. Arrived in WWE in 2000 with no talent or experience. Got to win the vacant WWE Women's Title at Survivor Series 2001 over experienced WRESTLERS Jacqueline, Ivory, Molly Holly and Jazz despite months of not wrestling or being involved with anything. Served as the voice of the "creative" team by starting the Molly Holly "big ass" garbage. Got to "retire"as Champion in 2006, violating wrestling tradition that says you are supposed to lose your last match. Her success led to the division being destroyed by the invasion of the Diva Search Idiots and the Catalog Idiots (Kelly Kelly and Alicia Fox). Is unquestioningly worshiped all over the internet for no good reason at all.

I hate Trish Stratus and you should too.

by JKUDJKUD JKUD February 7, 2024

Hayden Strause

Hayden strause is the coolest person ever, he slays many women with his good looks. He is a pro at gooning and wearing his speedo. He loves many women since he can put them all. Everyone would and wants too be him

"Mom when I grow up, I wanna be just like Hayden Strause"

by anonymous June 16, 2024

Gimp Stratus

The highest form of gimp imaginable. Usually an

unbearably woke person, but not always.

Gimp Stratus: I'm non binary

Normal Person: There are two sexes. You are clearly a man.

Gimp Stratus: Sex is a social construct. I'm non binary.

Normal Person: Oh fuck off you absolute Gimp Stratus

by skydivingasswolf March 26, 2024