willy stranglers

Items of clothing that "strangle" your willy. Particularly Y-fronts and tight swimming speedo's.

"eurgh he's wearing willy stranglers"

by jimbobthedon May 16, 2008

Straddlers Twat

A muscular condition often experienced by female riders of bikes and horses.

Often experience after a long period of strenuous riding.

If not given time to heal can lead to numbness of the clunge.

If the numbness persists these women often make vigorous lovers.

For the male form of this condition, see "Straddlers Knock"

"Ooh I had a good ride last night, I'm now blighted by the Straddlers Twat ! "

by yeestraddler January 29, 2010

There are no strangers to love

You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just want to tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long

Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on

We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Dont tell me you're to blind to see

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE
NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU.

There are no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I.

by Damn bro I kinda want to die December 21, 2020

The Strangler

The act of a female grabbing a male's scrotum tightly with all fingers except the middle, which is inserted into the rectum. It is closely related to the shocker.

Man I thought I was going to get a blowjob last night, but she gave me the strangler instead; My balls turned blue.

by BoxfanWV January 20, 2007

The strangers

To lay on one's arms so as to deny the passage of blood and ultimately loose feeling in the limbs, followed by the act of mastrubation with one said limb and the act of anal insertion of the other.

I gave myself the strangers last night.

Last night, two strangers visited me and today I'm up in arms over the ass hurting I've got.. but also pretty pleased.

by Slimsoj November 18, 2011

We're no strangers to love you know the rules and so do I

first line of a Rick Roll!

We're no strangers to love you know the rules and so do I

YOU GOT RICK ROLLED!

by NHRHS2010 July 20, 2011

Struggler

adj: One who fails at life or nears failure completing everyday tasks. alternate definition: One who sucks at life.

Did you see her hurt her foot playing kickball, She is such a struggler.

by JSully April 22, 2008