Stonk

Slang in da miltary for Artie cannons that fire semi-atomic bombs

Peir ze Germans are coming prepare to launch ze STONKS!!!! "RussianBadger"

by ReconShadow3 September 23, 2021

STONKS

A rise in anything and everything or to invest.

"My friend found a dollar he said, STONKS" "My boss invested in safety he said, STONKS"

by Big schlong boi February 11, 2020

Stonks

Stocks and anything like gaining profit and meme man featured, #viceversa
Alternative meme man memes features helth
Hybirds made:not stonks and confused stonks

Me:buys bitcoin
Bitcoin:profit increased from 1.00 to 4.00
Me:stonks
Bitcoin:the profit is dropped from 4.00 to 0.50
Me:CONFUSED STONKS

by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) January 21, 2020

Stonked out

When something is dope because it is bigger, faster, or generally is better/superior to its predecessor.

That car is not stock, you can tell he has modified it. Yeah it's totally stonked out!

by bigdaddystonksworththe2nd October 25, 2023

Stonked

To be stoked and stoned all at once

Dude, I just took a massive bong rip and I am absolutely stonked to eat this pizza!

by Stonked2BQueer March 4, 2025

stonks

the best meme ever created it will never die or be forgotten

reddit managed to save gamestop STONKS boi

by stonky boi April 9, 2021

Stonk

Name to call someone who has gone 3-22 in Valorant

OMG your only on three kills you Stonk

by Stonk_ March 2, 2021