The act of stepping over/around vacuum cleaner cords while vacuuming, sometimes in an erratic manner, depending on the lay of the cords.
The vacuum cleaner cords got so tangled and twisted under my feet I had to do the Janitorial Two-Step to not trip over them.
by denshanosenshi September 08, 2019
also known in the south as the okie doke or scam
"Man he got me when i got home the stuff didn't even look real"
"Man he got me when i got home the stuff didn't even look real"
buford two step okie doke
by EEdouble June 04, 2016
Twister, but every other square is covered in one of three substances; human defecant, ejaculant, or urinate.
Person 1: I heard you took a vacation to French Polynesia. How was it?
Person 2: It was great, I learned this game called the Tahiti Two-Step.
Person 1: Wow that sure sounds fun.
Person 2: It was great, I learned this game called the Tahiti Two-Step.
Person 1: Wow that sure sounds fun.
by Khanituss March 07, 2021
When you're chafing so bad you have to walk with legs spread apart so your thighs dont rub . Much like a gorilla stands . Also happens when you shit your pants and dont want to squeeze your ass cheeks in more shit .
"Look at that guy ! He either shit his pants or is chafing hard af ,look at him do the gorilla two step ! "
by chitownbeaner November 12, 2019
The Thalwil Two-Step - Verb - To take one step back, and one subsequent step to the side, thus avoiding the incoming issue and absolving you of responsibility.
I submitted a request to headquarters to get a status on my project and they totally gave me the Thalwil Two-Step.
by Jon McDougal Stamerica June 26, 2007
this must be the greatest expriment... of my entire life
btw this is a fucking meme which is two steps ahead or whatever the fuck you want
btw this is a fucking meme which is two steps ahead or whatever the fuck you want
by ballslicker69420 January 23, 2025
When someone puts a spider down someones pant leg and a scorpion down the other, and that person tries to get them out.
by Little England April 03, 2017