The Pastafarian version of Satanism. Hell is ruled by our Dark Pepperoni Lord "Cheezus Crust". Pastafarian Hell is basically the same as Pastafarian Heaven, but the beer is stale and all of the strippers have STDs. Members of Suatenism are called Sautenists.
"I'm thinking of joining a religion."
"Dude, you should become a Sautenist, their temples give out free pizza on Wednesdays."
"I guess I'll have to become a follower of Sautenism then."
"Dude, you should become a Sautenist, their temples give out free pizza on Wednesdays."
"I guess I'll have to become a follower of Sautenism then."
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Get the Stalinism Anarchocapitalist mug.A collection of negative traits and behaviors most often associated with skateboarders expressed, as a disregard for everything but skateboarding, including family, work, significant others, and daily hygiene.
I respect the actual skateboarding so that’s not the thing but, skaterism is a deal breaker for me.
Mike calls in to work almost everyday because his skaterism prevents him from following through on anything.
Mike calls in to work almost everyday because his skaterism prevents him from following through on anything.
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Oh you like this gloomy Eeyore miserable weather? Tell me how is it practicing the religion of Satanism?
Hey you smell like a sewer! Welcome aboard!
Hey you smell like a sewer! Welcome aboard!
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