shipt

deriving from the word 'shit'. shipt has begun its climb into modern slang as technically is it not swearing. pronounced like 'shipped'.

(in a crowded public mall)

HOLY SHIPT!!!!!!

(mom pushing a stroller glares at you)

what? i said shipt.

by psycho_paul February 3, 2010

Scripto

Scottish word for being in a state of extreme anger, madness or frenzy.

Wee man, the Scottish ned, found out that 'scripto' had not yet been defined in Urban Dictionary. He went scripto.

by G. Ward September 27, 2013

Flip The Script

to gain control in a dialogue that is being dominated by another person so that you are now in charge.

could be used for any situation involving only 2 people.

Eddie turned out to be a dominating ***hole, then Shanon flipped the sript now he stays home everyday and cries like a baby.

by i don't have a name September 16, 2005

sritarded drunk

The act of becoming so intoxicated that all moral values are diminished to the state of nothingness, BAC levels are of unknown proportions, and any random act involving illegal, sacreligious, or inhumane behavior may occur. Also see: "blackout."

I got so sritarded drunk last night that I blacked out for four hours and triumphantly slaughtered a deer.

by idiot. October 5, 2009

skipton

A little town that seems to get mentioned in random places. Has a mixed bunch of people including the usual chavs and chavettes along with the snobs and arrogant toads. Also has 2 grammar schools and make the people that don't get into them feel like crandulation!

Let's go to Skipton! Hmm... actually let's not...

by Helen33333 April 30, 2006

Shiptard

A term used to describe U.S. Navy sailors off of ships when in port on a naval base by the shore duty personnel. They are stupid, ignorant, rude, loud, and obnoxious. They go out into the town outside the base, get drunk, rape foreign girls and cause international incidents like bar fights, murders, and shoplifting which causes the base to look bad. The shore personnel look forward to their deployments and pray they will stay the fuck underway.

Bryan: Hey Chris, wanna go out into town tonight and get somethin to eat, then maybe hit up the bars?

Chris: Nah, fuck that noise, the shiptards are back in town, it's gonna be a sausage fest out there

by disgruntled sailor November 30, 2009

script monkey

A disparaging term for a psychiatrist who dispenses pharmaceutical scripts like a trained monkey.

We need another script monkey here at the prison, somebody who can quickly move ‘em in and out on a production line.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 11, 2019