Mr. Squeakers

Mr. Squeaker is a very fluffy, kind, and fat hamster. Well, was all those things. My mom ended up running him over in her soccer van on her way to her side hoe’s house. Turns out she way gay. Anywho R.I.P Mr. Squeakers

Crystal: Mom?! Where’s my hamster!!
Her mom: *stuffing Mr. Squeaker’s in a garbage bag”

Her mom: anywho heading to my side hoes” 🙄

“Rip Mr. Squeakers”

by anonymous November 5, 2021

Squeaker

That one kid that is constantly screaming in your ear and calls a pump a tactical. You do all the work and he/she gets no kills but still ends up being angry. He screams when he’s meddling and gets shot at. Also can’t build a 1 by 1 to save his/her life. Typically young of age, loud high pitched bird like voice.

Kid 1: You play with Ethan today?
Kid 2: No dude Ethan is such a squeaker. He looks like a rat with a bad spray tan.

by OmgThesePeopleReallyBeSweating February 13, 2020

Squeaker

Eva Santerella in any situation whatsoever

"wwwwwhhhhhaaaatt????" - eva
"jesus christ what a fucking squeaker" - cole

by Thotdestroyer69696969 January 15, 2019

mechanical squeaker

1. When an AI or someone tries to flex big brain knowledge and says your squeaker has “mechanical parts” making it squeak… except it doesn’t. Real squeakers just use air, period. No gears, no springs, no cap.
2. Peak sus energy. Used to roast anyone pulling features out of thin air.

Bruh, the AI said my dress has a mechanical squeaker… ok, bet.

by Moto. August 21, 2025

Squeaker

Usually used online to describe someone who is young and either talks a lot or squeaks (hence the name)

“Yeah bro I was in a SCP:SL server and this kid was such a squeaker”

by Troll200 May 27, 2020

grease squeaker

A high pitched fart that leaves behind an oily residue.

After I let loose a grease squeaker I had to throw away my underwear.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

Mr. Squeakers

Mr. Squeaker is a very fluffy, kind, and fat hamster. Well, was all those things. My mom ended up running him over in her soccer van on her way to her side hoe’s house. Turns out she way gay. Anywho R.I.P Mr. Squeakers

Crystal: Mom?! Where’s my hamster!!
Her mom: *stuffing Mr. Squeaker’s in a garbage bag”

Her mom: anywho heading to my side hoes” 🙄
“Rest in piss Mr. Squeakers”

by Gayforyou❤️ November 5, 2021