Square Root of Jack Shit

Absolutely Nothing. See Square Root of Fuck-All , Square Root of Sweet Fuck All and fuck-all squared.

"He knows absolutely the square root of jack shit about food and cooking."
- James May, Former presenter of Top Gear UK, on Richard Hammond.

by [e-mail] April 30, 2016

square sausage

A ingredient of a sottish breakfast fry up. Really a lump of sausage meat that is fried or grilled and served up with your bacon, eggs, sausage, fried bread, tomatoes etc. Not recommended for those with heart trouble

I had breakfast with square sausage in Glasgow this morning

by Kenh October 18, 2007

Squabularity

The uncontrollable laughter that ensues after a cushion makes an awkward gas-passing sound when someone sits on it.

Christopher and Dan broke into squabularity, when Dave sat down on the new Sofa.

by Threeuhamigos November 6, 2019

square friend

French for squirrel.

Can you say squirrel?

French person: (confidently) Square friend!

by square friend March 31, 2021

bush squared

You take one cooch and another cooch and you rub them together, what is there not to get?

Mike couldn't convince Lauren to go for the bush squared, but it was a valiant effort.

by 2girls1cup December 8, 2007

Square Root of Fuck-All

Phrase meaning "absolutely nothing." Same as Fuck-All Squared

"So, what've you been up to these days?" "Square root of fuck-all since I got laid off."

by Alexandra July 28, 2004

Square Ass Nigga

a dumb and confused person who is just plain, boring, and basic

Fin is a square ass nigga

by Chaz from the I January 11, 2017