spurl

1. rotten
2. gone bad

- 'don't drink the milk.'
- 'why?'
- 'it's spurl'

by whiskymack February 21, 2004

Spiraled

Flipped

That girl pissed me off today I almost spiraled.

by Redhat456 June 6, 2016

Neg spiral

The phenomenon that occurs when one falls into a deep chasm of emotional despair, which deeply affects ones whole outlook on life. The length of this condition can vary greatly, as some cases can last a matter of hours, while others are terminal.

Jack- Far out dude I am losing my mind!

Dicko- Are you still negging over that babe?

Jack- Yeah, I have descended into the biggest neg spiral.

by thekotz January 12, 2011

The Spiral

The point in which your mental decline goes from being linear, steady and constant, to exponential... like when a plane loses a wing and starts spiraling downwards. You either hit rock bottom or just die trying.

Alex: "Damn... he's in The Spiral."
George: "Yea, he won't be coming out anytime soon."

by joe7030 January 18, 2018

spiral fuck

When a guy doesnt like having sex in a conventional fashion. Who then buys an industrial grade fan installs it in his room. Then chains are strapped to the fan in which the girl is attached to. Then the man mounts on the girl and turns on the fan and fucks her while spinning at high rotation.

"I like to fuck with the pile driver" - Dave

"Yea thats not weird my track coach uses the spiral fuck method" - Conor Vile

by Conor C Vile March 22, 2009

Spurdle

1. Noun - A turtle on the drug commonly known as speed. Still not that fast.

you run as fast as a spurdle.

by Mooch144 May 13, 2009

spurgleboozers

When you take a dump in a girls hair and then smash her face in with a Golden Girls DVD box set until you achieve orgasm

Janet and I performed spurgleboozers last night. It was so hot. That is until I found out about her disdain for Bea Arthur.

by markitzer0 August 11, 2009