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Facebook Sprung 

When two couples have been dating for ONLY two months or less and telling each other "I love you" & talking about each other on FB and posting some annoying ass lovey Dovey bullshit on each others profile thinking its cute, but in reality, its annoying as fuck...
Guy post status about GF: I love her so much. I wanna marry her!

Friend comments: HOW FUCKING CUTE! And how long have you two been dating now? two months? a week?
GTFO you're Facebook Sprung
Facebook Sprung by koolpool13 November 11, 2012
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instant sprung 

The effect Laur and Mand have on various, sundry people.
Oh my. Check that out. The effect we have is... astounding.

hell-sprung 

mimicking evil, an attitude that is of the devil, contrary to God
You friggin' hellsprung wiotch!

gettin sprung 

haveing sex with tom O.
"wheres tom we need to start gettin sprung."
gettin sprung by tom oreilly January 14, 2008

gettin sprung 

when u have sex tom O or travis E.
because you know that shit is good.
damn gurl you cant be gettin sprung,toms not here yet.
gettin sprung by tom oreilly January 14, 2008

throat sprung 

When you receive the best Bj or Head of your life that it’s all you think about.
Damn onna gave me some bomb head last night .. I think imma hit her up again.

Bro don’t do that she’ll know your throat sprung .
throat sprung by Mrs.OnnaLovez October 12, 2019

Springer/Sprung 

Slang for an erection.

See "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-a-lot.
Example of Springer/sprung

Uh-oh. Bobby's got a springer.

When a girl walks up with an Itty bitty waist and a big butt in your face you get sprung.
Springer/Sprung by Thisstuffislewd September 27, 2020