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shit spreader

(n). One who tells others blatant lies, untruths about someone else, usually in an attempt to ruin a person's reputation. One who gossips behind someone's back and then acts as if nothing happened. see also manure salesman.
Yo, Maria, let's blow from this party. I just saw Pete, he's a major shit spreader.
by boggler December 28, 2005
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Spreadlocks

1. Term for the pubic hair pattern one expects to find upon the disrobing of a girl met in the parking lot of Bonnaroo; implying a laissez faire approach to certain aspects of personal hygiene. 2. Semi-derogatory term for a female one might identify as "granola" that implies she is an easy mark for promiscuity, and therefore not as desirable.
1. We were having some fun in her van, but it ended when I got a snoot full of her spreadlocks
2. We might as well smoke this now, he's in the tent with 'ole spreadlocks.
by NippleDriver June 18, 2011
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oi mate spread em

Used to say spread you legs to ladies on club penguin
You: oi mate spread em bitch
Girl: ok mate
by Oi mate spread em May 2, 2018
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spreadsheetize

To input data into a spreadsheet from a non-standard data format. Typically used when exporting data from an e-mail inbox, so that further actions may be taken on the information.
John was overwhelmed by all of the data that had come in to him via numerous individual e-mails, until he realized he could spreadsheetize the e-mails and save himself an hour of processing work. John was very pleased with his spreadsheetizing abilities and his boss gave him a big raise!
by N. N. January 14, 2008
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Spreadborough

An English last name that means a growing town or city.
When I got married my last name changed to Spreadborough.
by crysboro October 12, 2008
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spread-eagle slampig

A spread-eagle slampig, or "slammy," for short is a adjective describing a loose woman or man. In other words, someone who is openly sexually active and is usually associated with being dirty. Very easily become sexual prey or is willing to engage in sexual acts with strangers.

I.E. in the military these women or men are considered "moral gear," where anyone willing is able to have a turn.
Example: "I thought that girl was a slut before, but she's been around so much she's more of a spread-eagle slampig!"

Example 2: "I wouldn't be caught in between the sheets with that "slammy", I don't want to contract any diseases.
by Metalczenko January 9, 2010
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spread and peppered

Laying a girl on her back and peppering her with your semen.
hey not seen you around here before" " i'm gonna take you home and spread and pepper you" "you've just been spread and peppered
by tpafwb February 21, 2011
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