Splatter-crap

When you take a shit so windy and violent you scatter ass-mud all over the back of the toilet.

Splatter-craps are also known to propel people off their porclean thrones.

Splatter-crap is usually induced by Mazzio's pizza.

"Dude, last night i took a splatter-crap, sorry i wiped my ass with your dog."

by Dillon Boyer March 12, 2008

skrattar du förlurar du

The term used by 12 year old internet stars, like ‘fEliX sHallBerg’, who also respeks wahmen. It means, ‘If you laugh, you will lose’, in the newly formed language called ‘Swistiese’ used by Swistians.

Ey mannen, regeln är enkel. Skrattar du förlurar du!!

by BeastMastet64 May 2, 2018

Fisherman Splatter

A play on the traditional Red Lobster seafood dish, the "Fishermans Platter," it occurs when a man takes his used, post-coitus condom and smacks his partner across the face with it, essentially "splattering" his ejaculatory fluids all over said partners face.

Jackie was disappointed that Justin gave her a Fisherman Splatter after they made sweet love down by the fire.

by Mathias Orion June 15, 2006

spratted

To recieve a cumshot via facebook. (v) to be spratted on.

Robert always wanted to bone Bernice but she was not into him so he spratted on her instead.

by FCDP11 July 22, 2011

william splattner

A massive liquid shit.

I went to the bathroom and had a long visit with William Splattner today. Shouldn't have eaten so many hot wings last night.

by ACRanger February 18, 2008

sour apple splatter

Shit stuck to the back of the toilet, under the seat. While taking a dump, perferably with explosive diarrhea, lean forward and push hard so it sprays all over the back of the toilet bowl. It usually sticks even after flushing, requiring the toilet owner to scrub it off.

Keith was pissed off when saw the sour apple splatter Curtis left in his toilet.

by Tack January 24, 2006

splatter

Causing something to violently splash against a surface.

My diarrhea caused my shit to splatter all along my leg.

by Shifty Eyed Goat June 18, 2003