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spickle-spackle

I got killed by a spickle-spackle
by United1991Heavy July 25, 2021
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Keyboard Spackler

n. One who masterbates regularly at or in front of a personal computer.

n. One who literally ejaculates onto his keyboard while viewing internet pornography, hence spackling his keyboard with his man juice.
With all the internet porn available, Joe quickly became a chronic keyboard spackler.
by Gravy October 7, 2005
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scrotum spackle

When your asshole is J-shaped and you go and take a gigantic shit in the Lab bathroom, and spray feces all over the rim and under the seat of the toilet. Then you go to pull your pants and realize that you have shit all over the back of your balls . Normally smells like a casino or home made protein shakes.
When I went to use the lab bathroom the other day, I looked down and there was shit all over the toilet. I knew that some old man was walking around with scrotum spackle. Al I know you shit all over the toilet and tried to blame it on me, AL. I knew it was you when I walked in there cause it smelled like a casino, Al.
by Jshapedasshole July 3, 2008
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Ass-Spackle

A clever spackling product that comes in 2 colors. Caucasian and African American. And 2 sizes, large jug and small jug. Product first introduced on Comedy Central on 'The Man Show'.
That plumber needs some ass-spackle.
by Slice January 29, 2003
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spackle

when you thought you had to fart but poop came out....
by bytor4u2 August 18, 2009
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Shit Spackle

When you have the screaming shits that result in a shot gun peppering of the inside of the toilet. Usually the result of Thai and/or Indian food. Also a probable result of getting shit faced.
Man i ate so much Taco Bell yesterday, i shit spackled the back of the toilet.
by Cock Thicket October 7, 2011
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crap-spackle

The high velocity projectile shit spray that bounces off toilet water and covers one's ass cheeks and/or inner toilet bowl. Crap-spackle dries almost instantaneously on whatever surface it lands on.
Yo, as soon as I put that toilet seat around that bitch's face, I knew what time it was. It was time to crap-spackle. I turned that sliz from Vanna White to Jackie Brown before she could even say please.
by schluss March 15, 2008
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