lap snorkeling

When you suck on a guy's balls while seated or laying in between his legs. From his point of view, he can see just the top of your head and his boner sticking up, making it look like you're a snorkeler.

I passed out in my chair and when I woke up, Jenn was lap snorkeling me.

by ahirebet July 19, 2010

Gud speling

sumting ai do’wnt hiv.

Adim: yu hiv gud speling.
Mi: ai no

by Thedaythiswasmadeisjenniesbday January 23, 2021

Son of a sparkling vampire

Stephen Mayer has done it, she turned the fucking scary, bloody thristy vampire into a SPARKLING fairy. Now when you want to call somebody gay, this will get the job done

*edward step into sunlight... and sparkle...*
Me: Damn it, you fucking son of a sparkling vampire. DIE

by Lord Solar October 30, 2010

spring roll snorkeling

Underwater penis hunting resulting in unsuspected blow job from a third party.

I was making out wit my girl in the lake and was surprised by a spring roll snorkeling, awesome!

by damien8x July 28, 2014

shoveling snow

the act of selling or doing cocaine

"A bitter chill from shoveling snow, hustling blow and ecstasy pills to pay electricity bills." Apathy - the winter

by dick shunary February 7, 2009

Sparkling Turd

What you get the next day after drinking too much Goldschlager.

I took a dump this morning, and it wasn't until I saw the sparkling turd that I realized just how much Goldschlager I drank.

by LittleJohn73 September 20, 2010

Deep Sea Snorkeling

When a man or woman goes down on/eats out a female.

Rick is a Deep Sea Snorkeler.

Rick was Deep Sea Snorkeling Michelle for hours on the washing machine.

Deep Sea Snorkel sessions can be reduced to "Snorkel" in conversation, such as:

Michelle loves being snorkeled.

by Brooklyn Snorkeling Society January 2, 2011