Spooning

To spoon. Used to eat foods or to stir.

Bob: Hey, can I spoon your nuts inside your nutsack?
Joe: No, use a fork.
Bob: I'll just use my fingers.
Joe: Spooning the nuts is better.

by YouOnKazoo22 July 1, 2018

Spooning Furiously

1) The act of intense spooning, whether platonic or not, possibly leading up to sex. Often referred to in the context where sex does not eventuate, leading to disappointment for one or both parties.

Her: "I was spooning furiously with Tom last night and he never fucking made any moves on me. I know he wanted to because I could feel his raging spooner through his pants."

Her: "I can't believe we didn't have sex last night. I was spooning furiously with this guy for an hour before I got bored and fell asleep."

by samsayton April 10, 2011

spooning

A form of affection between a couple. Where the man lays front to back with the girl. They fit together like spoons.A favored sexual positions among young coupls

James and Michelle were spooning all night

by Allister Q January 15, 2006

Spooning

An act of cuddling, or snuggling where a male and female get together and lay back to chest with bent knees and legs to where they fit together like spoons.

John: "yo man I was spooning with this girl last night, she made me hard as a rock but she didn't feel the D"

by TurtleCorn March 2, 2015

spoking

Hanging out at the Spoke at the University of Western Ontario in London, Ontario engaging in any of the following (but not limited to) activities:
- Eatin';
- Loungin';
- Pimpin' (it ain't ez bro); and
- Chillaxin'

wow, this was a waste of time.

Booyakasha, screw the UWO meal plan my mommy bought me, let's go SPOKING on campus!

by Leon Apel September 23, 2006

sporking

verb - the action of a man Big Spooning his partner, then achieving an erection, thereby poking his partner with his penis. In effect, behaving as both a spoon and a fork at one time.

Last night Linda asked me to spoon her while she watched The OC. I told her only if I got something out of it too. She offered by allowing to sporking instead.

by spissatus February 4, 2010

spooning

Lying on a bed, couch, etc, usually with the guy lying behind the girl. Often a means of trying to arouse the girl without being too blatant, on the off-chance that spooning leads to forking.

"Have you hooked up with Michelle yet?"
"Nah, we were spooning on the couch watching Springer but she just wouldn't get around to forking."

by Ranger Downunder July 20, 2008