Turtle Spurts

Rapidly releasing a series of multiple, small turds.

I just had the turtle spurts. Had to be about a dozen floating.

by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019

splut

The sound effect of a pie being thrown or shoved in someones face. (as in those God-awful Garfield comics)

Mary: Jen, I baked you a coconut cream pie.
Jen: Oh thank you!
Mary: Here, try some! *splut*
Jen: *displays middle finger*

by Boner Bentley April 30, 2008

Splurge

to blow a fat load on an inanimate object such as amy.

damn boy i just splurged in your moms cereal while rubbing peanut butter sandwiches in her face.

by Key compton May 13, 2005

splutter

when you cant quite finish what you are doing or saying, due to an express of air

1)whilst in the middle of a funny joke a burp takes you off course.
2)whilst in serious conversation you cough and end up spitting in the face of your mate.
3)whilst in mid-excreetion, a pocket of air channels out your backside causing splutter on the rim

by Sam W. Ward April 1, 2008

Spurtability

Things (anythings) coming in spurts, or sudden bursts.

Announcer 1: "Their scoring has really come in spurts in the second half, and you've got to have it, spurtability is what I like to call it."

by PedroiasArmy September 14, 2011

Spurt girl

Adjective a girl so hot that she makes you ejaculate inside of your pants

That girls a spurt girl

by Joshua G. May 26, 2005

splutter

An intense jerkin' session which ends in extreme self pleasure.

Tugging you'r meat fast, which then ends in splutterness all over ur hand....and maybe you'r face.

avoid eye contact

by Barry April 21, 2004