splurge

to cum early

Alex: dude, why hasn't lizzy called you?
Jake: because i splurged on her face last night.

by elle123456 June 26, 2010

Sludge

Sludge metal (aka Sludge Doom) is a genre of metal that takes inspiration from Doom Metal. Sludge is kind of like the raunchy cousin of Doom. Sludge is very prominent in the South, many of the earliest bands on the scene began there (particularly in New Orleans area) such as Eyehategod. Sludge metal is typically more aggressive than doom, taking inspiration from punk (indeed members of EHG and Down formed Crust punk band Arson Anthem). Lyrical content generally focuses around suffering, drug and alcohol abuse, and politics. Some bands include:
The Melvins
Superjoint Ritual
Weedeater
Buzzov*en
Eyehategod
Rwake (pronounced 'Wake')
Down
Isis
Neurosis
Jesu
Baroness
Crowbar
And many others. Bands such as The Melvins have been credited to have first touched on and inspired the sludge sound, and Eyehategod is generally credited to have broken the scene open.

Me and my buddies were listening to some music and drinking, and not much is better to drink to than some Sludge metal. So I popped in Eyehategod's album Southern Discomfort followed up by Down's A Bustle In Your Hedgerow, and Crowbar's Sonic Excess In Its Purest Form.

by Sludge Swamp January 14, 2009

sludge banana

A huge turd that comes out in one long, vomit-inducing strand.

I just unloaded a massive sludge banana on that guys doorstep.

by Captain_Insano March 9, 2008

sludgenuts

A term used to describe an STD.

Paul slept with a pornstar last night, and now he has the sludgenuts.

by I KILLED KIMBO! January 7, 2009

Splurge Demon

The monster that hides in stores and convinces you to buy random stuff that you don't need or are not on your list. This creature especially likes to hide in stores such as Walmart and Ross.

Chelsea: OMG! I went to Walmart with a grocery list and totally got attacked by the Splurge Demon on my way to the checkout!

Patrick: Really?! How much did you spend?

Chelsea: I splurged on $50 worth of random crap :/

by Kylie Koxxx June 17, 2010

Sludgeblood

Caused by an autoimmune disease called antiphospholipid syndrome, or Hughes Syndrome in the UK. APS makes the blood too thick and prone to clotting.

I am so sick of having fogbrain and sludgeblood from this crappy APS!

by kukukajoo April 1, 2011

Sludge Cunt

When a person is being lazy, bitchy, and hasn't showered for at least a week.

Bro1: "Dude Matt must be on his man-period...and he smells horrible"

Bro2: "Yeah...He's being such a sludge cunt"

by ncboy421 November 16, 2011